Porch Pirate Thinks He’s Slick

Share this post :

img:is([sizes="auto" i],[sizes^="auto," i]){contain-intrinsic-size:3000px 1500px;}img.wp-smiley,img.emoji{display:inline !important;border:none !important;box-shadow:none !important;height:1em !important;width:1em !important;margin:0 .07em !important;vertical-align:-.1em !important;background:none !important;padding:0 !important;}.wp-block-font-awesome-icon svg::before,.wp-rich-text-font-awesome-icon svg::before{content:unset;}:root{--wp--preset--aspect-ratio--square:1;--wp--preset--aspect-ratio--4-3:4/3;--wp--preset--aspect-ratio--3-4:3/4;--wp--preset--aspect-ratio--3-2:3/2;--wp--preset--aspect-ratio--2-3:2/3;--wp--preset--aspect-ratio--16-9:16/9;--wp--preset--aspect-ratio--9-16:9/16;--wp--preset--color--black:#000;--wp--preset--color--cyan-bluish-gray:#abb8c3;--wp--preset--color--white:#fff;--wp--preset--color--pale-pink:#f78da7;--wp--preset--color--vivid-red:#cf2e2e;--wp--preset--color--luminous-vivid-orange:#ff6900;--wp--preset--color--luminous-vivid-amber:#fcb900;--wp--preset--color--light-green-cyan:#7bdcb5;--wp--preset--color--vivid-green-cyan:#00d084;--wp--preset--color--pale-cyan-blue:#8ed1fc;--wp--preset--color--vivid-cyan-blue:#0693e3;--wp--preset--color--vivid-purple:#9b51e0;--wp--preset--gradient--vivid-cyan-blue-to-vivid-purple:linear-gradient(135deg,rgba(6,147,227,1) 0%,#9b51e0 100%);--wp--preset--gradient--light-green-cyan-to-vivid-green-cyan:linear-gradient(135deg,#7adcb4 0%,#00d082 100%);--wp--preset--gradient--luminous-vivid-amber-to-luminous-vivid-orange:linear-gradient(135deg,rgba(252,185,0,1) 0%,rgba(255,105,0,1) 100%);--wp--preset--gradient--luminous-vivid-orange-to-vivid-red:linear-gradient(135deg,rgba(255,105,0,1) 0%,#cf2e2e 100%);--wp--preset--gradient--very-light-gray-to-cyan-bluish-gray:linear-gradient(135deg,#eee 0%,#a9b8c3 100%);--wp--preset--gradient--cool-to-warm-spectrum:linear-gradient(135deg,#4aeadc 0%,#9778d1 20%,#cf2aba 40%,#ee2c82 60%,#fb6962 80%,#fef84c 100%);--wp--preset--gradient--blush-light-purple:linear-gradient(135deg,#ffceec 0%,#9896f0 100%);--wp--preset--gradient--blush-bordeaux:linear-gradient(135deg,#fecda5 0%,#fe2d2d 50%,#6b003e 100%);--wp--preset--gradient--luminous-dusk:linear-gradient(135deg,#ffcb70 0%,#c751c0 50%,#4158d0 100%);--wp--preset--gradient--pale-ocean:linear-gradient(135deg,#fff5cb 0%,#b6e3d4 50%,#33a7b5 100%);--wp--preset--gradient--electric-grass:linear-gradient(135deg,#caf880 0%,#71ce7e 100%);--wp--preset--gradient--midnight:linear-gradient(135deg,#020381 0%,#2874fc 100%);--wp--preset--font-size--small:13px;--wp--preset--font-size--medium:20px;--wp--preset--font-size--large:36px;--wp--preset--font-size--x-large:42px;--wp--preset--spacing--20:.44rem;--wp--preset--spacing--30:.67rem;--wp--preset--spacing--40:1rem;--wp--preset--spacing--50:1.5rem;--wp--preset--spacing--60:2.25rem;--wp--preset--spacing--70:3.38rem;--wp--preset--spacing--80:5.06rem;--wp--preset--shadow--natural:6px 6px 9px rgba(0,0,0,.2);--wp--preset--shadow--deep:12px 12px 50px rgba(0,0,0,.4);--wp--preset--shadow--sharp:6px 6px 0px rgba(0,0,0,.2);--wp--preset--shadow--outlined:6px 6px 0px -3px rgba(255,255,255,1),6px 6px rgba(0,0,0,1);--wp--preset--shadow--crisp:6px 6px 0px rgba(0,0,0,1);}:root{--wp--style--global--content-size:800px;--wp--style--global--wide-size:1200px;}:where(body){margin:0;}.wp-site-blocks > .alignleft{float:left;margin-right:2em;}.wp-site-blocks > .alignright{float:right;margin-left:2em;}.wp-site-blocks > .aligncenter{justify-content:center;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;}:where(.wp-site-blocks) > *{margin-block-start:24px;margin-block-end:0;}:where(.wp-site-blocks) > :first-child{margin-block-start:0;}:where(.wp-site-blocks) > :last-child{margin-block-end:0;}:root{--wp--style--block-gap:24px;}:root :where(.is-layout-flow) > :first-child{margin-block-start:0;}:root :where(.is-layout-flow) > :last-child{margin-block-end:0;}:root :where(.is-layout-flow) > *{margin-block-start:24px;margin-block-end:0;}:root :where(.is-layout-constrained) > :first-child{margin-block-start:0;}:root :where(.is-layout-constrained) > :last-child{margin-block-end:0;}:root :where(.is-layout-constrained) > *{margin-block-start:24px;margin-block-end:0;}:root :where(.is-layout-flex){gap:24px;}:root :where(.is-layout-grid){gap:24px;}.is-layout-flow > .alignleft{float:left;margin-inline-start:0;margin-inline-end:2em;}.is-layout-flow > .alignright{float:right;margin-inline-start:2em;margin-inline-end:0;}.is-layout-flow > .aligncenter{margin-left:auto !important;margin-right:auto !important;}.is-layout-constrained > .alignleft{float:left;margin-inline-start:0;margin-inline-end:2em;}.is-layout-constrained > .alignright{float:right;margin-inline-start:2em;margin-inline-end:0;}.is-layout-constrained > .aligncenter{margin-left:auto !important;margin-right:auto !important;}.is-layout-constrained > :where(:not(.alignleft):not(.alignright):not(.alignfull)){max-width:var(--wp--style--global--content-size);margin-left:auto !important;margin-right:auto !important;}.is-layout-constrained > .alignwide{max-width:var(--wp--style--global--wide-size);}body .is-layout-flex{display:flex;}.is-layout-flex{flex-wrap:wrap;align-items:center;}.is-layout-flex > :is(*,div){margin:0;}body .is-layout-grid{display:grid;}.is-layout-grid > :is(*,div){margin:0;}body{padding-top:0px;padding-right:0px;padding-bottom:0px;padding-left:0px;}a:where(:not(.wp-element-button)){text-decoration:underline;}:root :where(.wp-element-button,.wp-block-button__link){background-color:#32373c;border-width:0;color:#fff;font-family:inherit;font-size:inherit;line-height:inherit;padding:calc(.667em + 2px) calc(1.333em + 2px);text-decoration:none;}.has-black-color{color:var(--wp--preset--color--black) !important;}.has-cyan-bluish-gray-color{color:var(--wp--preset--color--cyan-bluish-gray) !important;}.has-white-color{color:var(--wp--preset--color--white) !important;}.has-pale-pink-color{color:var(--wp--preset--color--pale-pink) !important;}.has-vivid-red-color{color:var(--wp--preset--color--vivid-red) !important;}.has-luminous-vivid-orange-color{color:var(--wp--preset--color--luminous-vivid-orange) !important;}.has-luminous-vivid-amber-color{color:var(--wp--preset--color--luminous-vivid-amber) !important;}.has-light-green-cyan-color{color:var(--wp--preset--color--light-green-cyan) !important;}.has-vivid-green-cyan-color{color:var(--wp--preset--color--vivid-green-cyan) !important;}.has-pale-cyan-blue-color{color:var(--wp--preset--color--pale-cyan-blue) !important;}.has-vivid-cyan-blue-color{color:var(--wp--preset--color--vivid-cyan-blue) !important;}.has-vivid-purple-color{color:var(--wp--preset--color--vivid-purple) !important;}.has-black-background-color{background-color:var(--wp--preset--color--black) !important;}.has-cyan-bluish-gray-background-color{background-color:var(--wp--preset--color--cyan-bluish-gray) !important;}.has-white-background-color{background-color:var(--wp--preset--color--white) !important;}.has-pale-pink-background-color{background-color:var(--wp--preset--color--pale-pink) !important;}.has-vivid-red-background-color{background-color:var(--wp--preset--color--vivid-red) !important;}.has-luminous-vivid-orange-background-color{background-color:var(--wp--preset--color--luminous-vivid-orange) !important;}.has-luminous-vivid-amber-background-color{background-color:var(--wp--preset--color--luminous-vivid-amber) !important;}.has-light-green-cyan-background-color{background-color:var(--wp--preset--color--light-green-cyan) !important;}.has-vivid-green-cyan-background-color{background-color:var(--wp--preset--color--vivid-green-cyan) !important;}.has-pale-cyan-blue-background-color{background-color:var(--wp--preset--color--pale-cyan-blue) !important;}.has-vivid-cyan-blue-background-color{background-color:var(--wp--preset--color--vivid-cyan-blue) !important;}.has-vivid-purple-background-color{background-color:var(--wp--preset--color--vivid-purple) !important;}.has-black-border-color{border-color:var(--wp--preset--color--black) !important;}.has-cyan-bluish-gray-border-color{border-color:var(--wp--preset--color--cyan-bluish-gray) !important;}.has-white-border-color{border-color:var(--wp--preset--color--white) !important;}.has-pale-pink-border-color{border-color:var(--wp--preset--color--pale-pink) !important;}.has-vivid-red-border-color{border-color:var(--wp--preset--color--vivid-red) !important;}.has-luminous-vivid-orange-border-color{border-color:var(--wp--preset--color--luminous-vivid-orange) !important;}.has-luminous-vivid-amber-border-color{border-color:var(--wp--preset--color--luminous-vivid-amber) !important;}.has-light-green-cyan-border-color{border-color:var(--wp--preset--color--light-green-cyan) !important;}.has-vivid-green-cyan-border-color{border-color:var(--wp--preset--color--vivid-green-cyan) !important;}.has-pale-cyan-blue-border-color{border-color:var(--wp--preset--color--pale-cyan-blue) !important;}.has-vivid-cyan-blue-border-color{border-color:var(--wp--preset--color--vivid-cyan-blue) !important;}.has-vivid-purple-border-color{border-color:var(--wp--preset--color--vivid-purple) !important;}.has-vivid-cyan-blue-to-vivid-purple-gradient-background{background:var(--wp--preset--gradient--vivid-cyan-blue-to-vivid-purple) !important;}.has-light-green-cyan-to-vivid-green-cyan-gradient-background{background:var(--wp--preset--gradient--light-green-cyan-to-vivid-green-cyan) !important;}.has-luminous-vivid-amber-to-luminous-vivid-orange-gradient-background{background:var(--wp--preset--gradient--luminous-vivid-amber-to-luminous-vivid-orange) !important;}.has-luminous-vivid-orange-to-vivid-red-gradient-background{background:var(--wp--preset--gradient--luminous-vivid-orange-to-vivid-red) !important;}.has-very-light-gray-to-cyan-bluish-gray-gradient-background{background:var(--wp--preset--gradient--very-light-gray-to-cyan-bluish-gray) !important;}.has-cool-to-warm-spectrum-gradient-background{background:var(--wp--preset--gradient--cool-to-warm-spectrum) !important;}.has-blush-light-purple-gradient-background{background:var(--wp--preset--gradient--blush-light-purple) !important;}.has-blush-bordeaux-gradient-background{background:var(--wp--preset--gradient--blush-bordeaux) !important;}.has-luminous-dusk-gradient-background{background:var(--wp--preset--gradient--luminous-dusk) !important;}.has-pale-ocean-gradient-background{background:var(--wp--preset--gradient--pale-ocean) !important;}.has-electric-grass-gradient-background{background:var(--wp--preset--gradient--electric-grass) !important;}.has-midnight-gradient-background{background:var(--wp--preset--gradient--midnight) !important;}.has-small-font-size{font-size:var(--wp--preset--font-size--small) !important;}.has-medium-font-size{font-size:var(--wp--preset--font-size--medium) !important;}.has-large-font-size{font-size:var(--wp--preset--font-size--large) !important;}.has-x-large-font-size{font-size:var(--wp--preset--font-size--x-large) !important;}:root :where(.wp-block-pullquote){font-size:1.5em;line-height:1.6;}body .em{--font-family:inherit;--font-weight:inherit;}.a-stats{--akismet-color-mid-green:#357b49;--akismet-color-white:#fff;--akismet-color-light-grey:#f6f7f7;max-width:350px;width:auto;}.a-stats *{all:unset;box-sizing:border-box;}.a-stats strong{font-weight:600;}.a-stats a.a-stats__link,.a-stats a.a-stats__link:visited,.a-stats a.a-stats__link:active{background:var(--akismet-color-mid-green);border:none;box-shadow:none;border-radius:8px;color:var(--akismet-color-white);cursor:pointer;display:block;font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,"Segoe UI","Roboto","Oxygen-Sans","Ubuntu","Cantarell","Helvetica Neue",sans-serif;font-weight:500;padding:12px;text-align:center;text-decoration:none;transition:all .2s ease;}.widget .a-stats a.a-stats__link:focus{background:var(--akismet-color-mid-green);color:var(--akismet-color-white);text-decoration:none;}.a-stats a.a-stats__link:hover{filter:brightness(110%);box-shadow:0 4px 12px rgba(0,0,0,.06),0 0 2px rgba(0,0,0,.16);}.a-stats .count{color:var(--akismet-color-white);display:block;font-size:1.5em;line-height:1.4;padding:0 13px;white-space:nowrap;}.bsaProOrderingForm{}.bsaProInput input,.bsaProInput input[type='file'],.bsaProSelectSpace select,.bsaProInputsRight .bsaInputInner,.bsaProInputsRight .bsaInputInner label{}.bsaProPrice{}.bsaProDiscount{}.bsaProOrderingForm .bsaProSubmit,.bsaProOrderingForm .bsaProSubmit:hover,.bsaProOrderingForm .bsaProSubmit:active{}.bsaProAlert,.bsaProAlert > a,.bsaProAlert > a:hover,.bsaProAlert > a:focus{}.bsaProAlertSuccess{}.bsaProAlertFailed{}.bsaStatsWrapper .ct-chart .ct-series.ct-series-b .ct-bar,.bsaStatsWrapper .ct-chart .ct-series.ct-series-b .ct-line,.bsaStatsWrapper .ct-chart .ct-series.ct-series-b .ct-point,.bsaStatsWrapper .ct-chart .ct-series.ct-series-b .ct-slice.ct-donut{stroke:#673ab7 !important;}.bsaStatsWrapper .ct-chart .ct-series.ct-series-a .ct-bar,.bsaStatsWrapper .ct-chart .ct-series.ct-series-a .ct-line,.bsaStatsWrapper .ct-chart .ct-series.ct-series-a .ct-point,.bsaStatsWrapper .ct-chart .ct-series.ct-series-a .ct-slice.ct-donut{stroke:#fbcd39 !important;}.e-con.e-parent:nth-of-type(n+4):not(.e-lazyloaded):not(.e-no-lazyload),.e-con.e-parent:nth-of-type(n+4):not(.e-lazyloaded):not(.e-no-lazyload) *{background-image:none !important;}@media screen and (max-height: 1024px){.e-con.e-parent:nth-of-type(n+3):not(.e-lazyloaded):not(.e-no-lazyload),.e-con.e-parent:nth-of-type(n+3):not(.e-lazyloaded):not(.e-no-lazyload) *{background-image:none !important;}.e-con.e-parent:nth-of-type(n+3):not(.e-lazyloaded):not(.e-no-lazyload).nitro-lazy,.e-con.e-parent:nth-of-type(n+3):not(.e-lazyloaded):not(.e-no-lazyload) *.nitro-lazy{background-image:none !important;}}@media screen and (max-height: 640px){.e-con.e-parent:nth-of-type(n+2):not(.e-lazyloaded):not(.e-no-lazyload),.e-con.e-parent:nth-of-type(n+2):not(.e-lazyloaded):not(.e-no-lazyload) *{background-image:none !important;}.e-con.e-parent:nth-of-type(n+2):not(.e-lazyloaded):not(.e-no-lazyload).nitro-lazy,.e-con.e-parent:nth-of-type(n+2):not(.e-lazyloaded):not(.e-no-lazyload) *.nitro-lazy{background-image:none !important;}}.e-con.e-parent:nth-of-type(n+4):not(.e-lazyloaded):not(.e-no-lazyload).nitro-lazy,.e-con.e-parent:nth-of-type(n+4):not(.e-lazyloaded):not(.e-no-lazyload) *.nitro-lazy{background-image:none !important;}.one-half{position:relative;margin-right:4%;float:left;margin-bottom:20px;}.one-half{width:48%;}.last{margin-right:0 !important;clear:right;}@media only screen and (max-width: 767px){.one-half{width:100%;margin-right:0;}.img-huevo{width:25px;}.wpcf7-exclusive-checkbox .last{line-height:16px !important;}#mc_embed_signup{width:auto !important;}#cff-load-more{font-size:19px !important;}.elementor-post__title a{font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-weight:600 !important;}}.traffic-map{height:500px !important;}h1.entry-title{display:none;}.yellow-color{color:#f8e47d !important;}.wpcf7-form-control{width:100% !important;}.elementor-widget-video-playlist .e-tabs-items-wrapper .e-tab-title{height:90px !important;}.elementor-widget-video-playlist .e-tabs-items-wrapper .e-tab-title .e-tab-thumbnail{width:135px !important;height:80px !important;}.elementor-widget-video-playlist .e-tabs-items-wrapper .e-tab-title .e-tab-thumbnail img{width:135px !important;height:80px !important;}.e-tab-mobile-title{color:white;font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-weight:800;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:italic;}#hero-banner{transition:height 1s ease;}#mc_embed_signup .mc-field-group input{background:white;}#mc_embed_signup .mc-field-group label{color:white;font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-size:16px;font-weight:800;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:italic;}.btn-newsletter-footer{background-color:red !important;}#mc_embed_signup .button{color:white;font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-size:86px;font-weight:800 !important;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:italic;}#mc_embed_signup{background:rgba(0,255,0,0) !important;}#mc_embed_signup .mc-field-group input{color:white;}#mce-EMAIL-HELPERTEXT{background:black !important;}.traffic-map{width:300px;height:700px;}#cff .cff-album-item h4{font-size:16px;line-height:1.3;letter-spacing:0px;font-weight:700;}#cff .cff-album-item.cff-col-3{margin-bottom:50px;}#cff-load-more{font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-size:24px;font-weight:800;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:italic;}.apPluginContainer .bsaProItems{text-align:center;}.em.em-search .em-search-main.em-search-main-bar>.em-search-submit button{background:#ed2124 !important;border:#ed2124 !important;}.em.em-list .em-item .em-item-info{border-left:4px solid #ed2124 !important;padding:0 10px 0 35px;}.em.em-list .em-item .em-item-info h3.em-item-title a{font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-size:24px !important;font-weight:800 !important;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:italic;color:black !important;}.em.pixelbones h3{font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-size:24px !important;font-weight:800 !important;text-transform:uppercase !important;font-style:italic !important;color:black !important;}.em.em-view-container{margin:50px 5px;}.title-classic-editor{margin-top:30px;font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:italic;}.title-classic-editor{font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:italic;}#mc_embed_signup .mc-field-group input{color:black;}.wpcf7-not-valid-tip{color:#000;}.wpcf7-exclusive-checkbox .last{line-height:0px;}.btn-urgent-right,.btn-add-favourites,.btn-urgent-left{display:none !important;}.card-body p{font-size:15px;}.small-heading{font-size:17px;color:black;font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-weight:800;font-style:italic;}.title-detail,.bootstrap-wrapper .btn.btn-big,.toptitle,.bootstrap-wrapper .btn-border,.bootstrap-wrapper .d-inline-block,.font-md{font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-weight:800 !important;font-style:italic;}.ul-disc li{font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-weight:800 !important;font-style:italic;color:black !important;}.ms-options-wrap *{font-weight:800;font-style:italic;}.bootstrap-wrapper .form-control,.pull-left{font-weight:800 !important;font-style:italic !important;font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;}.bootstrap-wrapper .title{font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-size:25px !important;font-weight:800 !important;font-style:italic;}.ul-disc li{font-size:18px !important;}.card-briefcase{font-size:15px;color:black !important;}.card-time span{color:black;font-weight:600;font-style:italic;}.img-huevo{width:40px;}.wpcf7-exclusive-checkbox .last{line-height:18px;}.wpcf7-text,.wpcf7-textarea{color:black !important;}.wpcf7-file{background:transparent !important;color:white !important;border-width:0px !important;}#comment{background:white !important;}#author,#email{background:white !important;}#comments{font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-weight:800;font-style:italic;}#comments h2,.elementor-kit-673 label{font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-weight:800;font-style:italic;text-transform:uppercase;}.comment-reply-link{font-size:17px;font-weight:700;}.title-comments{font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-weight:800 !important;font-style:italic;text-transform:uppercase;}#commentform .form-submit #submit{color:white;font-weight:800;font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-style:italic;}.comment-form-url{display:none;}#mc_embed_signup_scroll h2,#mc_embed_signup .mc-field-group .label-form{color:black !important;font-weight:800 !important;font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;font-style:italic;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:0px;}#mc_embed_signup .button{background:#ed2124 !important;}.eael-contact-form-7 .wpcf7-form p{font-family:"Gibson Bold",Sans-serif;margin-bottom:20px;font-weight:800;font-style:italic;text-transform:uppercase;}.social-icons{list-style:none;padding:0;margin:0;text-align:center;}.social-icons li{display:inline-block;margin:0 10px;}.social-icons li a img{width:40px;height:40px;}.astros-white,.astros-icons{color:white !important;}.fb-link-astros{color:white !important;text-decoration:underline !important;}.astros-white p{display:block !important;margin-bottom:0px !important;}.fb-link-astros{line-height:2px !important;}.rounded-image{max-width:70px !important;}.white-textform{color:white !important;}#wpcf7-f5747-p5745-o1 label,.wpcf7-validates-as-date{width:100% !important;}#mc_embed_signup{background:#fff;clear:left;font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;width:600px;}#mc_embed_signup{background:#fff;clear:left;font:14px Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;width:auto;}

Porch Pirate Thinks He’s Slick

Share this post :

Quick Links

NEWSLETTER

Porch Pirate Thinks He’s Slick

Share this post :

Subscribe Now

Quick Links

NEWSLETTER